Office Prophets: Mandatory Monday Mornings
Welcome, Prophets
On this sacred day, we gather to foretell the future, one PowerPoint presentation at a time.
Today's Prophetic Agenda:
- 8:00 AM - The Great Coffee Prophesy
- 9:00 AM - The Prophets' Daily Horoscope
- 10:00 AM - The Weekly Forecast
- 11:00 AM - The Mandatory Monday Morning Meeting
Don't forget to bring your prophetic coffee mug!
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